UbiSoft has launched a new website for a game called Sir Painhammer. Nothing is known about the game save for the smirking titular character, who enjoys bragging about his wealth in his personal Twitter feed, with such gems as these:
Just received my new triple coated emerald toilet brush. Suck it, poop flakes #SWAG
I think I just broke a few ribs diving into my diamond pool but it was totally worth it. #YOLO
The floor of my loot cavern is starting to crack, I think I need to get some contractors in here ASAP #firstworldproblems
You wanna know the worst part of being the world’s richest, most successful sports entertainment personality? Nothing
Don’t forget that tomorrow is tax deadline day. Just kidding lol that’s like totally not a thing here #iamthe1percent
The game is brimming with personality, that’s for sure. It’ll be interesting to see what kind of game it actually is.
