The biggest ‘payout’ among the Xbox 360 Achievements is for collecting all those pesky dog tags, for completing every VR and Alternative missions, and finding all Kerotans (frogs).
Of course the PS3 Trophy list will be identical as it’s always the way. Except they prefer to stick colours to their feats and not a numerical score - a bunch of weirdos, right?
If you don’t want your happy, spoiler free funtime of the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection from the crazed mind of creator Hideo Kojima ruined then don’t go reading anything below this point. Metal Gear Solid HD Collection releases on Xbox 360 and PS3 November 8th in the US, February 3rd in Europe.
• Down in Smoke (10) - Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher
• Sexting (10) - Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants
• I Think You Need a Hug, E (10) - Find Emma Emmerich
• Don’t Taze Me, Bro (10) - Tranquilize 100 enemies
• Nothing Personal (10) - Break the neck of 30 enemies
• Rent Money (10) - Beat 30 enemies unconscious
• Piece of Cake (10) - Complete a VR or Alternative mission
• Johnny on the Spot (10) - Hear Johnny’s bowel noises in two locations
• Kissing Booth (10) - Kiss a poster in a locker
• Snake Beater (10) - Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself
• Spaghetti Cinema (10) - Meet Revolver
• Steel Grip (10) - Attain grip level 3
• Lights Out (15) - Defeat Olga Gurlukovich
• Party’s Over (15) - Defeat Fatman
• No-Fly Zone (15) - Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II
• No Ray, José (15) - Defeat Metal Gear RAY
• Another Snake Bites the Dust (15) - Defeat Solidus Snake
• Vampire Slayer (15) - Defeat Vamp
• Who Ya Gonna Call? (20) - Take a clear photograph of the ghost image in Hold No. 2
• No Boss of Mine (30) - Complete Boss Survival
• Tell Me a Tale (30) - Complete all Snake Tales
• Great Dane (80) - Collect all dog tags
• A Cut Above (50) - Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty
• Virtually Impossible (80) - Complete all VR and Alternative missions
• Young Gun (10) - Submit Ocelot
• Pain Relief (10) - Defeat The Pain
• If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It (10) - Defeat The Fear
• The End (10) - Defeat The End
• Houston, We HAD a Problem (10) - Defeat The Fury
• River of Pain (10) - Defeat The Sorrow
• Shagadelic (10) - Defeat Shagohod
• Grounded (10) - Defeat Volgin in a fist fight
• The Patriot (10) - Defeat The Boss
• Mama Said (10) - CQC Slam a guard and knock him out
• Like He Just Doesn’t Care (10) - CQC Hold up an enemy
• Close Shave (10) - CQC Slit an enemy’s throat
• Snake Eyes (10) - See all of the first-person views that are not indicated by the RB button icon
• Ralph Called (10) - Make Snake throw up
• Can I Keep It? (10) - Capture any animal alive
• Snake Eater (10) - Eat a snake of any type
• A Good Man Is Hard to Find (10) - Achieve a camouflage index of 100 per cent
• Problem Solved, Series Over (10) - Create the Ocelot Time Paradox
• Believe It or Not (20) - Catch a Tsuchinoko (mythical serpent)
• Fashionista (20) - Find every type of camouflage
• Only Skin Deep (20) - Find every type of face paint
• The Early End (20) - Kill The End before the boss battle
• King of the Jungle (80) Obtain title of MARKHOR
• It Ain’t Easy Being Green (80) - Find all 64 Kerotans
• Like a Boss (50) - Finish the game on any difficulty
• PEACE WALKER (30) - Finish game without killing anyone
